Mikey dale

When a women over 60 is giving a blowjob to a younger man in a car

My grandma loves to give a good ol Mikey dale

by Cooperator November 19, 2018

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Mikey Drain

An excuse to the wife/ husband for coming home drunk

Wife:Look at the state of you! You said you’ll be home 4 hours ago
Husband:Mikey Drain

by BunsParent December 7, 2018

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Mikey Chunk

An overweight girl with big sloppy boobs and a fat pancake boots that you can make clap. A chunk has at least one stomach roll. The more meat the better.

I have a bruised pelvis from pounding a Mikey Chunk last night. I am on the DL for a couple days.

by SfChunks August 17, 2017

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Mikey is the most HONEST guy you'll ever get to know. He is Loyal and will try his best to get you to smile. He's a funny, sweet innocent guy. He is gonna try his best to be successful and be responsible. He is a guy everyone needs. He's very friendly and popular. GET A MIKEY!

Girl: Mikey is so sweet!
Girl's Friend: Duh! He's the most Loyal and sweetest guy ever!

by Keileeh October 13, 2018

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Mikey

Mikeys are great people. They always hear you out though they are usually careless and can get run over by lawnmowers. If a Mikey likes you dont turn him down. He is so sexy

I wish Mikey loved me

by Mikeyismybay October 25, 2018

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