Mike 

Hot guy, but usually a player. Never asks girls out only flirts with them, sexy nonetheless and girls are always somehow getting sucked in by this slightly jerky charmer.

Always surrounded, usually alone. Did it to yourself Mikey!

Mike by allpunsintended June 12, 2012

mike piazza 

Baseball Catcher
Born in Norristown, Pennsylvania September 4, 1968
Played for LA Dodgers, Florida Marlins (five days) and NY Mets
Married playmate/actress Alicia Rickter (January 9, 2005)
He was drafted dead last and went on to become baseball's highest paid player.
He ranked #50 in Forbes Power List (2000).
Ted Williams visited his house when he was a teenager and taught him how to hit in Mike's backyard.

He has perfectly groomed facial hair.
He's afraid of Roger Clemens.
He bleached his hair blonde for no good reason.
He appears in Claridin and 10-10-220 commercials.
He is often accused of being gay, which he denies.

Mike Piazza is the best hitting catcher of all time. He can't throw out runners for shit though.

mike piazza by ~~>KD<~~ September 12, 2005

Mike wheeler 

Only the best character in stranger things. He saved eleven and later she returned the favor.

Worth fangirling about.

Often shipped with eleven, thus creating mileven.

I ship myself with him, thus creating bike.

Friends with Dustin Lucas and Will
Enemies with Troy and James.

FAMILY
SISTERS- NANCY, 17 AND HOLLY, 3
PARENTS- KAREN AND TED
BIRTH YEAR- 1971 (12 as of 1983)

Wears ringers and stripes way too often.
Is loyal and a good friend, though overprotective and bossy at times.

Overall a good person to be around.

Mike Wheeler is the best kid on Stranger Things!1

Mike wheeler by - ethereality - June 27, 2017

mike tyson

Very funny idiot who likes to stomp on people's testicles and eat children, and sees women as objects.

"I wish some of you guys had children for I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles..."

"He called me a rapist and a recluse. I am not a recluse."

mike tyson by James... September 16, 2006

mike patton

the man who knocks the socks off musical expectations

mike patton f*cking rocks.

mike patton by firefaery July 20, 2004

Mike 

A man who was gifted with magical hands.

Said to be a sexual deviant who can make the ladies tremble with delight at the pleasures protruding from his fingers.

Girl: "That guy knew exactly what to do with his hands! I think I'm in love..."
Friend: "Ha! Sounds like a Mike!"

kasha cars michael one night stand sock monkey hot love fingers hands magic love

Mike by LemonDrop April 29, 2012

Mike 

The Best Leader in the world no has the heart that Mike has. If your real enough to get close to him he will put his life on the line for you. He's the most recognized, most respectable, and most feared. Feared for great reasons however, guys fear him because his greatness cannot be denied (Or they basically worship him like a GOD), Girls fear him because unlike most guys he is unreadable & unpredictable & he really just wont take shit from anyone.

Guy: Mike's here, man he aint even all that
Other Guy: We in the presence of a living legend you better respect

Mike by Realone2nd2no1 February 14, 2017