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menstrosexual

A man who enjoys having sex with a woman during her period. A play on the word metrosexual.
Al's a damn menstrosexual, he told me he did his girlfriend when she was on the rag.
by Led Zeppole October 1, 2003
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meterosexual

A person (typically male) who takes pride in his appearance, dresses impeccably, goes for facials, expensive hair cuts and things of that nature. They are often assumed to be gay.
"Sam? Oh he isn't gay. I know he fusses a lot about his appearance, but he really isn't gay. He's just a meterosexual."
by justmoi August 22, 2005
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petrosexual

A term used to describe a person who is obsessed with cars.
A person who spends every spare time with their car. E.g. John washes his car every day. John may be petrosexual
by bp_me November 14, 2005
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metrotextual

A straight male who uses smileys(i.e., ;-), etc.) in his text messages and IM.
I texted Danny to inform him that I found his lost I-pod and this metrotextual replied with a winking smiley face.
by Vers Brown April 1, 2009
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Retrosexual

Retrosexual is the love of the traditional life style and fashion of the 1940's to the 1960's. Retrosexuals often wear fedoras, suits, and listen to swing music.
Ana: Will just bought 5 Benny Goodman cd's and bought a fedora hat!
Steve: Good for him. Maybe he's going retrosexual.
by RetroGuy June 24, 2010
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Motosexual

A person who shows symptoms of obsessive compulsive disorder and deviant sexual behavior in relation to motorcycling. Symptoms usually persist for up to 6 months at a time (or however long the riding season lasts) but may persist indefinitely. Symptoms may include the following:
-Excessive thoughts about motorcycles, motorcycling and related material
-Disproportionate spending of income on motorcycle related items including but not limited to: new motorcycles, safety gear, performance parts, non-performance parts, race tickets, track days, premium gas, books, videos etc.
-Aimless wandering while on a motorcycle
-Losing track of time while on a motorcycle
-Physical symptoms of withdrawal during long absences of riding

In addition to these motosexuals will also forgo food and/or sex in favor of "quality time' with their motorcycle and often transcend into deviant sexual behavior including but not limited to the following:
-Sexual thoughts and behaviors involving the use of a motorcycle
-Association of motorcycle related items with sex
-Fetishes involving the use of gear such as helmets, gloves, jackets and boots
-Fetishes involving any number of fluids used in motorcycle maintenance especially those in which the fluid is a type of lubricant

Motosexuals are unique in that they are aware of their condition and even pleased by it. Despite the fact that being a motosexual may have an adverse impact on health, family life, work and social life most motosexuals do not seek treatment.
Last week Joe developed motosexual tendencies and blew off Sunday football to go to the mountains on his motorcycle.
by Mel@NCS December 7, 2007
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Setrosexual

Coined by Simon Sheena in November 06'
Being inbetween a hetrosexual and metrosexual. A man that looks after himself but not to the extent of being classified as a metrosexual. It can be considered a lighter form of metrosexuality. Note: A setrosexual does not mean a closet homosexual. A setrosexual has only interests in himself and women. A man who attempts to look his best at all times, one that takes pride in his apperance.
Girl 1 - "Wow, this guy is so cute but he does focus on himself alot, do you think he's...?"
Girl 2 - "no way, he can't be, his interests are purely in women or himself"
Girl 1 - "yeh, he must be Setrosexual then"
by Simon Sheena November 11, 2008
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