Moister Than an Oyster

To be moister than an oyster

Girl, you make me moister than an oyster.

by MoistMan April 26, 2015

thank you, mister rogers

What to say to someone who just gave unsolicited, condescending "life advice"- especially when it's of the type Mister Rogers or some other preschool kid's show host loved to dole out.

A: Listen hun, if you're gonna make an open post on a huge forum, and can't take people putting out different opinions from your own, make it on your own personal journal.
Don't start deleting posts just because you can't deal with someone disagreeing with you. That's life.
B: Thank you, Misterr Rogers.

X:You shouldn't be watching violent movies or playing violent video games- it's bad for you!
Y: Thank you, Mister Rogers.

by dlctfllflwr86 March 26, 2010

mister fister

one who likes fisting.

ryan bourget is the new mister fister.

by vgirl December 7, 2006

Mister

A man that has a very very very big dick and treats his girls Amazingly and truly has a big dick and he's hella cute

Mister has a big dick and loves his girls

by Lol Big Dick slash penis June 1, 2018

Mister Vann

One cool Black man that is the assistant principal in shit hole florida.

Famous Quote form him.
"Ya'll kids don't have no home training"

John K...a Rrraa rrrraa

by tommy December 9, 2003

Mister Badass

1. A guy in South Carolina who whines more than any woman I know.

2. A guy who thinks he's all that and several bags of potato chips.

3. Guy who choreographs a dance so he's the center of attention.

4. A guy who causes more drama than any PMS'ing girl.

5. A guy who looks good, but when he opens is mouth is shunned by the ladies.

Mister Badass ditched the guys to go hang with the bitches.

by joe brown April 21, 2004

Moister

A level of moist beyond which a standard level of moist is

Nothing gets a girl moister then doing a Christopher Walken voice

by Gr8Kermudgeon April 19, 2017