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russian scuba mask

I gave her a russian scuba mask
by tablechair43543 April 26, 2014
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Batgirl's Mask

When you straddle your girlfriend and pull a batwing {stretching ones' scrotum until it resembles a bat's wing} over her eyes.
I want to give Ann Coulter a Batgirl's Mask while she tosses my salad.

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by Peter Thrustington, III May 20, 2016
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asian gas mask

When a man places his testicles onto the eyes of his partner and then farts into his/her mouth.
Cornelius likes to sleep with his mouth open so one night I proceeded to give him an Asian gas mask.
by RockinTheFro February 21, 2007
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anti-masker

An individual who does not believe in the effectiveness of masks to slow the spread of disease. They say that mask wearing is an act of fear and draw their bows so long, they equate the mandate of mask-wearing as psychological control by the man. Paradoxically some anti-maskers will show a particular reverence for the hallowed N-95 mask as these masks have both an “N” and a “95” and are made by 3M. These “masks” are often classified as respirators so some anti-maskers consider them acceptable especially if they have that hard plastic thingy on them.
“Why are you wearing a mask? A face mask won’t prevent you from getting covid-19.”

“That’s not how they work.”

“They are too porous and the virus can come through.”

“That’s not how masks work.”

“And the virus can just come in through your eyes, so you need to be wearing goggles too.”

“That’s not the point.”

“Plus the the virus can come in through the sides, but N-95s totally work, they’re made by 3M, and they’re green, and they have the hard plastic thing that makes them a respirator, not a mask.”

“I can’t believe I’m related to an anti-masker.”
by JJ Seldron April 17, 2020
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racoon mask

A subject lays on his/her back, and a man dips his balls in melted chocolate. He then places his chocolate-covered balls on your eye-lids, giving the illusion of a racoon mask.
I gave my girlfriend a racoon mask because she was out of eye-liner makeup.
by QuakerOatmeal January 5, 2006
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Belgium Gas Mask

While embarking upon a sixty-nine postion with your partner, you fart in your partner's face.
While John was 69ing his girlfriend, the burrito he ate earlier caused him to fart and give her a Belgium gas mask.
by Troy Knudsvig December 1, 2007
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Russian Wolf Mask

When a girl is going down on a guy and she looks up at him but he's so hairy she looks like she has a wolf mask on.
I didn't know I was so hairy until Gina looked up at me last night and she was wearing a Russian Wolf Mask
by MaskMaker92 June 1, 2011
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