by LemmeLickYourToesBabeh June 03, 2016
Absolutely large lad. Walking machine of testosterone. Obtains all coochie in the world and is able to control it, making him the strongest being to ever exist. Has a huge 5 ft dick, and has unlimited strength. Can throw anyone and anything through a wall, killing it instantly. Is 20 ft tall, making him the tallest human to ever exist. Will body anything that gets in his way.
Here comes Matthew oh god oh fuck.
by niggeronthebeat December 20, 2018
He has the largest cock you will ever see. A full 12 inches. He doesn't like eggs but is up for melons. He likes booty and breasts. Matthew has been swayed from his Catholic ways by the poonani. He likes it when you ride him like a cowgirl - hats and all. If you ever meet a Matthew be prepared to get on all fours.
by WETPOONANI69 May 16, 2018
Matthew , A real piece of shit. Sucks cock on the daily and has secret gay crushes on all his male friends. Sucks at life to the fullest extent. His mother regrets not aborting him .
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