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matthew

A SQUISHY LIL BOI WIT DAT GOOD ASS HAIR AND DAT FLAT ASS PANCAKE BOOTY DOE LIEK DAYM BABEH
"What do you think of matthew?"
"His hair is life but dat ass ain't"
by LemmeLickYourToesBabeh June 3, 2016
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Matthew

Absolutely large lad. Walking machine of testosterone. Obtains all coochie in the world and is able to control it, making him the strongest being to ever exist. Has a huge 5 ft dick, and has unlimited strength. Can throw anyone and anything through a wall, killing it instantly. Is 20 ft tall, making him the tallest human to ever exist. Will body anything that gets in his way.
Here comes Matthew oh god oh fuck.
by niggeronthebeat December 19, 2018
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Matthew

He has the largest cock you will ever see. A full 12 inches. He doesn't like eggs but is up for melons. He likes booty and breasts. Matthew has been swayed from his Catholic ways by the poonani. He likes it when you ride him like a cowgirl - hats and all. If you ever meet a Matthew be prepared to get on all fours.
Matthew loves pussy
by WETPOONANI69 June 6, 2018
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Matthew , A real piece of shit. Sucks cock on the daily and has secret gay crushes on all his male friends. Sucks at life to the fullest extent. His mother regrets not aborting him .
Matthew, a cock sucking faggot.
by The Real Slim Shday May 28, 2018
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A Matthew is another term for an innuendo.
He turned everything I said into a Matthew
by Corkscrew1 January 28, 2020
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Matthew

An annoying prick sometimes but can be a good friend. This guy will be wearing glasses and likes every girl out there. When you’re in trouble he’ll be there for you. He can get targeted by people but he makes his way through.
Matthew is annoying but a good friend
by moviekidd1218 February 1, 2020
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Yo you seen Matthew the simp with the baddie.
by HardyGieske June 24, 2020
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