by LemmeLickYourToesBabeh June 3, 2016
Get the matthewmug. He has the largest cock you will ever see. A full 12 inches. He doesn't like eggs but is up for melons. He likes booty and breasts. Matthew has been swayed from his Catholic ways by the poonani. He likes it when you ride him like a cowgirl - hats and all. If you ever meet a Matthew be prepared to get on all fours.
by WETPOONANI69 June 6, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. Absolutely large lad. Walking machine of testosterone. Obtains all coochie in the world and is able to control it, making him the strongest being to ever exist. Has a huge 5 ft dick, and has unlimited strength. Can throw anyone and anything through a wall, killing it instantly. Is 20 ft tall, making him the tallest human to ever exist. Will body anything that gets in his way.
Here comes Matthew oh god oh fuck.
by niggeronthebeat December 19, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew , A real piece of shit. Sucks cock on the daily and has secret gay crushes on all his male friends. Sucks at life to the fullest extent. His mother regrets not aborting him .
Matthew, a cock sucking faggot.
by The Real Slim Shday May 28, 2018
Get the matthewmug. Matthew is a low down dirty ass hoe. He will stick his dick in anything that moves. Often he lets people stick it in his as because he is such a damn hoe! He may say he wants the pussy but he really just wants dick all day. If you put two Matthew’s together they’ll just jerk off all day and talk about how much they love being a Matthew.
by The Truth About Matthew November 22, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. by HardyGieske June 24, 2020
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew gets all the bitches , sometimes he overthinks some stuff but the bitches always make his day better.Oh yeah and we can’t forget his a sex god!!
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Matthewmug.