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Martella

Surname; derivative of the Italian/Jersey word for "hammer".

Martellas are recognized for their life skillz, intelligence, technical prowess, good looks, mainframe- operating proficiency, beast-mode abilities, and social expertise.

A penchant for sweet shit (esp. weaponry) is a common trait among the descendants of the Martella clan. Martellas prefer pizza- based food products, but occasionally will go out to eat for some dank Vietnamese.

Well known Martellas include the SUPERMARTELLABROTHERS (SMB): professional urban guerillas, street racers, and disc golfers, as well as lesser-known Vincent Martella, from Everybody Hates Chris.
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by themagnificentslevin May 20, 2011
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Johnny Bee-Bop: "DOOOOD,DID YOU JUST SAY YOU AND MARCELLA WON A MILLION DOLLARS?!"

Marcella's Lover: "Nah man, i have no need for that fragile american paper shit. I got me some Marcella to take home!!! Marcellion! C'est tres valuable, ma nigga!"

Johnny Bee-Bop:"Oh, for sure man."
by Mama Mia August 4, 2007
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