Low Shutter Speed

noun.

-the disorder of a victims sphincter not closing in time during a questionable fart, in turn releasing poo into said victims pants. Must happen on more that one occasion during a day to qualify. Victims with illness may be void. (decided by closest peers, on a hilarity sliding scale. ie. amount, frequency, smell, and victim's initial reaction upon release of said shart)

ex.

Victim: "Hey smell this fart! (plop) Oh, No!!!!!!! Curse this LOW SHUTTER SPEED! That's twice in one day now, god dammit!"
friend: "Oh, man! Classic, dude! Your running out of pants faster than the nursing home on enchilada night!
Victim: "Shut up!"
Friend: "You might wanna get that LOW SHUTTER SPEED looked at, man."

by big1jc November 24, 2011

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low and wet

The state of being sexually aroused (especially for females) and either relieving one's own sexual tension, or having someone else be kind to you and help you with the situation. The opposite of "high and dry."

Person 1: Thanks for last night.
Person 2: You're welcome. I always like to leave you low and wet.

by Llama Drama Fighter September 20, 2012

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Low five

A slang term for a hand job.

Mary gave Joe a low five in the back row of the movie theatre.

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low tech

when a person is so low on the social chain that they dont know the oldest of news and/or gossip. these people are considered to be low tech, or old, since they only know the old news.

u didnt know that dick and jane were going out?? wow you are really low tech. thats old news!

by hoobla December 21, 2005

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