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Laundry Day Lotto

The act of finding money in articles of clothing while preparing for laundry, Usually left there unknowingly because of drunken gallivanting.
I was getting my clothes ready to wash and hit the Laundry Day Lotto.
by KingD12 August 12, 2012
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won the lottery

Winning only $1.50, when you could have won $1,000,000.
Person 1: Hey, look, I won the lottery!
Person 2: Congratulations, how much did you win?
Person 1: $1.50!
Person 2: ...
by LouBlu08 April 11, 2021
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lotto

An idiot's 401k.
Thelma put her money in a high risk, aggressive investment even though she knew that 85 year old Haitians in this country illegally usually won the lotto, she didn't know of any other fiduciary instrument that paid such a high rate of return.
by harry flashman August 12, 2003
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Lottery

The lottery is the only form of entertainment which pays you back.
by Loto32 January 27, 2013
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Lottie

A beautiful girl with a very large head but an equally large heart. A master in burping, farting and quifing. Banter queen
I want to go eat with Lottie
by Blond3 July 27, 2015
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womb lotto

woom lot-oh (n.) the random process by which a child is born to a certain set of parents
Nobody can choose his or her parents. The randomness of one’s parentage can be likened to a lottery. Those who are born into wealthy families are said to have won the womb lotto. However, there are dissenting views surrounding the origins of poverty that would like to lessen the importance of this randomness. Those born into privileged families are often less aware of this phenomenon, and are more prone to assert that their personal achievements, rather than factors beyond their control, are what have garnered them their wealth.
Politician: "I'm a hard working common man, and I know what it's like to pull myself up by my bootstraps."

Heckler:"Man, you just won the womb lotto and you've been eating off a silver spoon ever since!"
by cyberstormer February 6, 2012
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Lottie

A sexy beautiful girl who is the best friend and all guys want her a Lottie is skinny but not to much she has the most stunning style and when she is rude she will regretting it !! Lottie are to scared to admit when they want a guy but they always want her back 🤍🌻
Boy1: she is stunning
Boy2: I want her

All: be mine lottie
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