Lofmammed

Definition: to broccoli-hamster an object or thing.

Steve: what did you say about my mom

Bruce: she lofmammed my dick

by UranideBarf February 28, 2023

Loft Dweller

An alternative for Basement Dweller for those who lack a basement. Attic Dweller is also an acceptable alternative.

David: "We need to get Mikey out of the loft. He's turning into a Loft Dweller."
Finn: "What can we do? He doesn't have a basement."

by BlueXander May 30, 2023

Lofty

A stupid or unintelligent person.

“Oh man that guy is lofty”

“I feel bad for him”

by Oscargee’s dad June 13, 2023

Loft Ninja

A "loft ninja" is a term used to describe an individual who engages in deceptive, dishonest, and unethical behavior, often involving lying, stealing, and cheating. Such a person should be regarded with skepticism and caution, as they are known to betray trust and exploit others for personal gain.

Be cautious when dealing with Mark; he's known as a "loft ninja" around here. He has a history of lying, stealing, and cheating to get ahead, so it's best not to trust him with important matters.

by Kile Doon August 12, 2023

LOTAHB

look over there at his butt

LOTAHB GYATT

WHERE LEMME SEE

I THINK I SAW IT JIGGLE

by peepeepoopoobaka December 22, 2023

Lota

A politician who change parties frequently based on personal gains and benefits.

I will not vote for a Lota like Aleem Khan.

by DemocracyDreamer December 25, 2023

lofterina

The Lofter (Chinese tumblr) equivalent of a tumblrina (affectionate nickname for a tumblr user)

“Clarence is like one degree away from being a tumblrina”
“So a lofterina?”

by Little Painter February 6, 2024