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Larry

My girl took a few sips of her beer and left it unfinished next to the television. She left a Larry!
by sdaniels73 January 6, 2012
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The Larry Harold

The act of applying peanut butter to thy penis. This will attract a canine specimen to which The Larry Harolder must then insert their penis into the oral region of the canine.
Trey Poston had the bright idea to put Peter Pan Peanut Butter on his dick and let his dog lick it off, thus The Larry Harold was born.
by nitsuj2010 November 8, 2009
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Harry Larry

A Harry Larry is the sexual act of grasping a woman's hair and masturbating with it.
After I gave her a Harry Larry she had to wash her hair twice!
by Shut Em Down January 4, 2010
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Larry

Larry is the character made by Joe Gatto used on impractical jokers where he is used to do all types of crazy shit like cut lines and start pillow fights in ikea stores
Larry!! Larry!
by Gawss January 21, 2013
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larry craig

1. a closet homosexual Senator from Idaho who enjoys sex with random men in bathroom stalls.

2. accidently or intentionally dropping a piece of toilet paper and then reaching into another stall to grab it.
I was trying to read the sports page on the john just now and some asswipe larry craiged me.
by Webbsters July 20, 2008
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Larry Bird Shit

When this finally happens it will be the most awesome thing ever. Larry Bird Shit will be Wheel-of-Fortune's last before and after before the world ends.
Contestant 1: I'll take L for 100.
Contestant 2: I'll take R for 300.

Sajak: There we go.....3 Rs.
Contestant 3: I'd like to buy a vowel....I

Sajak: Ok....2 Is.
Contestant 1: I'd like to solve the puzzle....Larry Bird Shit.

*BOOM* World ends in an instant.
by Mountain Dew Boy Pepitated April 18, 2010
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Lorry Driver's Pop

The contents of many of the discarded plastic drinks bottle containers to be found in the central reservation of all motorways and dual carriageways. No matter what the label says, be it Coke, 7up, Fanta, etc the contents will always be the same substance: a distinct brand - Trucker's slowly fermenting piss.
(Whilst in a traffic jam) "Jesus Christ, wold you look at the state of that central reservation. I've counted at least 18 bottles of Lorry Driver's Pop in the last 5 minutes!"

"Dinnae touch that ye daft wee fucker, cannae ye see that it's a stinking yellow boatel of Lorry Driver's Pop!"

Doug was comfortably driving along at a steady 56mph when he realised he was choking for a slash. "Nae boather," he thought, "I'll just brew up some Lorry Driver's Pop".
by CnP November 1, 2006
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