lego

The bane of your foot's existence.

Mark: Hey, did you hear about what happened to Jody?

Pete: No, what?
Mark: He stepped on a Lego. He might need to get his foot amputated.
Pete: Over a piece of plastic? Damn.

by Intelligence001 August 15, 2016

legbrick

when you step on lego

AAAAAH ! i got legbricked

by noneisthere May 27, 2018

Lego-las

Aragorn's Fellowship Of The Ring companion and a huge fan of Lego™ bricks.

If Lego-las had brought large quantities of his favorite building-block toys with him on the journey to Mordor, perhaps he and the others in his party could have constructed whatever walls and other structures they would have needed to foil their enemies and deliver The Ring to Mount Doom a lot more easily/peaceably.

by QuacksO August 25, 2018

legible thoughts

What words are.

All thoughts are invisible. They become audible when spoken and visible when written or typed. Words make thoughts audible, or visible—thus legible ( legible thoughts ) .

by but for September 25, 2018

Legolas

Legolas is a character from lord of the rings. I know a guy whos named after him, and he lives in Norway. The reason why I mentioned him is simply because he’s sad that there’s nothing to describe him here on urban dictionary. So imma give him one.

Legolas is a cunt.

Is your name really Legolas?

Yes.
Like from the lord of the rings?
Yes.
Oh, you cunt.

by Funnywhitechick October 11, 2018

Legos

Legos are the reincarnation of the devil. They hurt like hell.

Legos
person1.Ow i stepped on a lego
Person2. that must hurt like hell

Legos are the reincarnation of the devil. They hurt like

hell Legos

by Uterusyeeturus December 14, 2018

Legolas Greenleaf

A pretty man, who has perfect hair and scary fangirls. He’s an elf, and Link is jealous of him. Broke his ribs falling off a horse.

I made my first Legolas Greenleaf fan art today! 🧝 ♂️

by THIS is Bqnana 🥞 May 28, 2019