A Lance is a man with a plan and nothing could get in the way of his plan. He is very persuasive and smart but he is also kind and caring . Lance is the best lover with the most handsome body. He could get any girl he wants but only chooses the best. He is a hard worker and very strict on himself to look his utter best. You hit the bullseye when Lance is you boyfriend as he is very entertaining and also a very good kisser. He will always leave you satisfied
by Azrielli November 21, 2021
Get the Lancemug. Lancing is a large unknown seaside village in West Sussex, England which consists of nothing but chavs, stoners, old people and gypsies. Everyone from Lancing fits into one of these categories and will deny it. The only thing Lancing is famous for is that it is 20 minuets away from Brighton but no one actually knows of Lancing unless you live there. You may think it’s a good idea to come to this little seaside village, but trust me, you won’t come out alive after entering Lancing, if someone asks you to meet down the Co-Op alley way, run as fast as you can and never return. There are no good shops in Lancing except a mini Asda and Co-Op which are regularly robbed by 13 year old kids who go to Sir Robert Woodard Accademy since it’s the only activity to do around here for them.
by lynnpone August 29, 2022
Get the Lancingmug. lance is a guy who is a little bit too cocky. he destines to be a drug addict, and has a abnormally small penis. he likes to make racist jokes and sexist jokes. he's a closeted bi boy but refuses to admit it. he has some good qualities like a nice jawline but has a very lanky body, he has long blonde hair and sweeps it to the side like your average skater boy, but he cant skate.
girl 1: "omg look at that guy over there-"
girl 2: "he looks like a skater."
girl 1: "no, he looks like a lance!"
girl 2: "he looks like a skater."
girl 1: "no, he looks like a lance!"
by 420kuntlicker August 5, 2020
Get the lancemug. When the size of the turd exceeds the allotted space within the toilet bowl. When trying to flush the object, it merely darts around the hole not continuing it's journey.
"Damn dude, I had a serious Dancing Lance last night. It took about four flushes before it finally went down."
by toastedfresh October 26, 2017
Get the Dancing Lancemug. Lance is a Norwegian name that is mostly upper class, Lance is known as a lord. Can be harsh and can often be a name that appears in court. Over all Lance is an upper class elegant name.
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Get the Lancingmug.