laced up

To knock someone out with one good punch to the head.

Yo' bitch, you gonna get LACED UP right here if you don't back off me.

by Steven September 8, 2003

lacey

crazy, psycho who needs to get help; stage five clinger
extremely geeky, complete with anger issues over video games
thinks highly of self, though others desire to pulverize this ignorant creature

That girl tried to break up a couple, what a lacey.

That lacey is beating up her pong partner over their loss, even though its her fault.

lacey is a fagul.

by chickachickyea June 20, 2008

laces

some one who has there head so far up the bosses ass all u can see is there laces

"hey look laces is at it again"

"yer i no man that guy is such a ass kisser"

by shifty1 April 4, 2009

Lacey

Lacey means "picker of all things" in Latin. Typically, a Lacey will pick any and everything, including where to sit, where to eat, what to do, etc.

We didn't know where to go, so we had Lacey choose!

by KNOWER OF ALL THINGS LACEY February 15, 2015

straight laced

Being in a state of ignorance; living under a rock. Doesn't use offensive language, has trouble talking to women, and carries around a bottle of water.

If you need an example, you're pretty straight laced!!

by Mr. Echo May 5, 2010

Loose Laces

When a man is in a hotel room buck naked with his knees on the floor and his body is hunched over the bed and his head is looking back at the door with a big smile on his face.

Hey Jose, are you ok?

Nah, man after the blumpkin I'm all loose laces.

by yo, g money! June 5, 2011

anal laceration

A wound witch normally appears when having hard anal sex. Wounds may vary in size and pain depending on the size of the cock and the intensity of the fucking.

John gave me huge anal lacerations from his huge fucking cock

by sup3rfl@m3 h0t w33lz m@zt3r January 4, 2010