A Luke Murden

A person who has no control over their bowels.

Better get the hose and bleach out, the last person to sit there was a Luke Murden.

by Dearhunter September 13, 2011

Luke

This guy is the weirdest person you will meet. They constantly do weird things and are addicted to memes. He throws his golf club over the fence instead of hitting the ball. He is addicted Russian communism and researching his history. He is quite smart though and runs very well. There is only one thing he cares about, MEMES!

New kid: Who is that guy?
Noah: Na that is Luke the MEME KING

by Sweaty Mcfetty February 28, 2019

Luke

Luke is the goat 🐐🐐🐐

Damn Luke you really are the goat

by Lmcaleer October 29, 2019

doing a luke

hanging around totally intoxicated, hugging strangers or - even worse - friends who are not doing a luke at the moment.

doing a luke also includes moving like a tard and talking gibberish (mostly about their drug use) and almost exclusively applies to young, money whoring guys in the event industries.

Alex: "I'm worried about Dave. I just met him and he did a luke."
Chris: "Yeah, his success went to his head. He should take less drugs and stop doing a luke."

by rambozambo July 23, 2010

Luke Huffine

1.A douche bag who has a small pecker(penis). 2. Someone who impulsively lies about almost everything, even when the time isn't appropriate. 3. A man-whore, who will do anything to get down a girl's pants. 4. A person or thing with excessive hair everywhere.

A:Man, that new kid is a Luke Huffine.
B:I know, who does he think he is?

by Gerade ich und Sie May 4, 2010

LukeCena

A Shitty John Cena Fan Named Luke With No Friends

Oh So You Like John Cena?

Yeah.

LukeCena...

by Hollywood Hooligah July 4, 2018

Luke

Probably one the most mature boy out of the group of boys. He is caring, loving, and is the type of boy you tell your parents you are friends with.

Girl: “You know luke?”
Girl 2: “Yeah he is sweet definitely boyfriend material”

by name hacks 101 August 18, 2019