Luis Alberto

1. A sexy, young, dark-hair/dark-eyed male with an irresistibly attractive face and a beautiful personality.

2. That one guy all girls want because he puts every other guy to shame.

3. Walking definition of the most perfect boyfriend in existence.

Guy 1: My girlfriend met Luis Alberto the other day and they're becoming close friends.

Guy 2: Shit, man. You've already lost her.

Girl : Luis Alberto is so perfect. I wish he'd talk to me again.

by TheShander23 November 27, 2016

luis garcia

A madass spanish footballer

Full Name - Luis Javier Garcia Sanz
Born - 24th June 1978 Badalona, Spain

-Played for Barcelona but signed to Liverpool in 2004
-Scores vital goals for his current club making him one of liverpools top scorers
-Dedicates his goals to his son by sucking his thumb

Luis Garcia
He drinks Sangria
He came form Barca
To Liverpool
Hes 5 foot 7
Hes football heaven
So please so take our luis away

by insomniac16 July 31, 2006

Luis Suarez

A Luis Suarez is a massively feared animal with buck teeth so sharp it could puncture a tyre with the tiniest of touchest. It will bite if approached.

Nerd: If you are not nice to me I will be a Luis Suarez.

Bully: Ok, take my money, I will be nice to you!

by MrBen104 August 11, 2014

luis figo

Killer portugese soccer (football in Europe) player. Women like him because of his hairy legs. Apparently sex bomb.

Like the best soccer player in the world is Luis Figo.

by marta_rdg June 1, 2006

luis garcia

A madass spanish footballer

Full Name - Luis Javier Garcia Sanz
Born - 24th June 1978 Badalona, Spain

-Played for Barcelona but signed to Liverpool in 2004
-Scores vital goals for his current club making him one of liverpools top scorers
-Dedicates his goals to his son by sucking his thumb

Luis Garcia
He drinks Sangria
He came form Barca
To Liverpool
Hes 5 foot 7
Hes football heaven
So please so take our luis away

by insomniac16 July 2, 2006

luis febo

hispanic chode

HOLY SHIT DUDE! YOU HAVE A LUIS FEBO!

by meowmooo July 22, 2009

luis'd

getting wrote on with a sharpie after passing out from a long night of drinking. variations include pooring water and/or ice on the victims lap, as well as the placing of string cheese on the victims lips to mimic felatio.

i drank so much last night that when i woke up, i just knew somebody had luis'd me.

by therealdomingogarcia November 1, 2010