learned the clarinet at school 

The term "learned the clarinet at school" is most commonly used by persons as a way of conveying the fact that they have been known to give fantastic oral sex, particularly on male genitalia.

"I learned the clarinet at school." John said, sending a wink in the direction of his room-mate.

learned the clarinet at school by Calliope987 November 3, 2012

Lead On 

Someone seeming intrested in you but it turns out their intensions were not true.

Gina: Brian said he thought I was cute but, after he told me he had a gf.
Farlme: Girl, you were lead on...

Lead On by BubbledBunches April 12, 2016

Yeshiva League 

The Yeshiva League is the elite jewish high school circle in the tri-state area. If you are in the yeshiva league, you are automatically cool and all of your friends who live in Florida are jealous. Your purim parties are the littiest and everyone wants to hit your dope blue juul because it's holy and has been passed around the entire league. If you haven’t been added to Mr. Worldwides custom you are officially a failure to your entire family, you will be excommunicated by your community, and your juul will hate you. You spend your whole life waiting to experience the wonders and magic of Beach St, Englewood in simchat Torah where you will make the connections that will help your career as a yehsiva leaguer and find your roommates for yeshiva/sem too. If you are in the yeshiva league, your sports teams suck but no one has the balls to tell, you so there are still tournaments all across America for you. You low key hate yourself but you sleep well at night knowing that HaShem loves you.

Moshe: Yooo I got with this girl Sarah and I'm so cool now!
David: Bro doesn't matter she ain't in the yeshiva league.
Rebecca: hey guys let’s hit up Chickies tonight!
Julia: nahhh The yeshiva league decided that central avenue is where They’re convening tonight.

Yeshiva League by T-rexhamburgwr November 3, 2018

Lean Belly 

Similar to beer belly when individuals, predominantly rappers, extensively gain weight from drinking lean.

Chief Keef,Kodak Black and Gucci Mane are all victims of lean belly.

Lean Belly by Owen66 December 23, 2018

leaving cert 

The last exam you'd take in an Irish secondary school that if u try to study for you'll turn from looking 17 to 42 years old, completely f*cks up your sleeping cycle and you'd be lucky to survive.

Jaysus did ye see Aoife after she did her leaving cert, she looked a f*ckin state, she did !

leaving cert by Alwaysonfleek;) April 29, 2016

Lead Cashier 

What you become when you make it in life. There is no higher status you can achieve on this planet. You will cement your place in history as a Shrine God. Kids in 2032 will be doing presentations on you in school. Congratulations 🎉.

When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:

Employer: "Welcome to this interview! Could I please see your resume before we begin?"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this job."

Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this job. Even I would do a better job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *busted* "You're hired!"

Lead Cashier by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021

Exam Leader 

Fictitious role given to Lazy Bastards who will always side with the management and repeatedly say yes to any command/order.
Often found to be the back stabber of the depot, and will manipulate results and times to keep himself looking good.
often found lounging around at the end of 18 road with his thumb up his own arse or sometimes in warmer weather knelt under a managers desk sucking him off.

Look at that Lazy Twat, hasn't he changed since becoming an Exam Leader

Exam Leader by 3545346844 January 6, 2015