Tyler Joseph

the biggest cryptic COWARDD. tyler joseph is the biggest coward of all time and josh is a smol bean who deserves protection at all costs and together they’re cute. but they’re still cowards

“you’re all cowards”
cowards are fans of the band twenty one pilots. they all call the lead singer, tyler joseph. a coward back

by twentyonepilotscoward March 5, 2019

Mary Josephine

Mary Josephine is the best person in existence. She is the only flawless person on Earth. She is really pretty, has a good sense of humor, and an overall gem of a person. However, she talks excessively and texts like your mother. But that doesn’t matter because she’s amazing.

She is such a Mary Josephine, she’s amazing.

by NellieNaranja November 23, 2021

i am in pursue of knowledge that pertains to the individual that goes by Joseph

A fancy way of saying who is joe

Guy 1: i am in pursue of knowledge that pertains to the individual that goes by Joseph
Guy 2: Joseph Mother

by yupit'shim March 25, 2021

Joseph Stalin

Some dude with a cool mustache

Person 1: dude did you see his mustache
Person2:yea that Joseph Stalin

by Mrcheesedabdab March 24, 2021

Josephine

A very beautiful girl, most likely to have the last name Hernandez, she is very creative, smart (but has her moments) and very awesome. basically the sweetest hottest girl to walk.

cristian: dude i asked josephine out april 10th, and she totally said yes!
dude: whoa bro, your effen lucky!

by boogerknuckle November 5, 2011

Joseph

Joseph is a cute stubborn man who tends to over react. The slightest downfall and he'll hide under his shell under lock and key. His butt-hurt at the moment and the only person that can kiss it to make it better is his osteopath whom he has blocked. Joseph is the most sweetest, kindest and lovable person who has a complex mind. Joseph is a fighter and a leader who needs to be loved. There is a special someone who cares for him but he needs to reach out to her. Joseph is the best friend anyone could have. Joseph is the real Mckoy who needs to chill.

Joseph is an extraordinary man with an astonishing personality.

by Zero tolerance to disloyalty October 12, 2017

Joseph

Joseph is a very sweet and charming man. He's funny and he has a unique sense of humor that would only charm those who can see his beauty. NO! He's funny, NO MATTER WHAT!! He is just like that. I don't know what to tell you. BELIEVE ME!! Joseph is kind, and always there when you need him. He is SUPER sexy. Joseph is the type of guy that is not like a type of guy. Joseph is, simply, Joseph. Joseph exists. He just does. DON'T QUESTION IT!! Joseph probably gives really nice hugs. When you're sad, he listens. When you're happy, he listens. When you don't know HOW you're feeling, he still listens. Joseph is easy to talk to. He is like calm waters on a sunny afternoon. Float and indulge in his waters!! You will feel like you are in serenity. A strange euphoria will fill your body, and you will know, it's because of how AMAZING Joseph is. Joseph has luscious and beautiful, long brown/black hair. His eyes are brown and curious like a bears. His personality is quite beautiful. His soul is pure. If you're ever in his presence, you will surely feel safe. That is the best feeling, after not feeling safe. I could go on and on and on about how beautiful Joseph's existence is, but some things, I want to keep for myself.

Chloe: Joseph, you are cute.
Joseph: You're cuter!
Chloe: You're cutest!
Joseph: You're the cutest in every conceivable universe.
Chloe: SHUDDUP! *giggle*
Joseph: *giggles*
Chloe *to herself*: *This is why I like Joseph.. he is so sweet. He is a sweetiepie!"

by katzcrack February 11, 2020