According to Jim

The worst show ever made. John Belushi's talentless brother plays a fat ugly ass slob inexplicably married to a slim blonde model. Literally more laughs in Schindler's List.

Mike: It's 8:00, my favorite show According to Jim is on!
Steve: wtf that show sucks!
Mike: I huff paint fumes and my parents are brother and sister.

by Blasto the Wonder Dog February 23, 2011

jim the nickel

to lose one's anal virginity.

Tonight I think I'm going to jim the nickel.

by boxofbox February 18, 2007

Jim the Cop'd

The act of spilling your beer during a chug contest. This typically occurs with inferior competitors that attempt to hastily finish their content before others. In the event of a tie, someone guilty of this act would be considered the loser and not 'three sheets' worthy. Hence, the first offender was Jim the Cop who's name now goes into posterity whenever this occurs.

Man he was on a winner's pace until he Jim the Cop'd.

by Bob Mik January 12, 2008

JIM JONES

The co-CEO of Diplomat records. born in Bronx,NY raised since the age of 8 in Robert Taft projects in Harlem. one of the best on diplomat records real name Joesph Jones

Best Friend of Cameron Giles (Cam'ron)

by GINA November 26, 2004

slim jim

a long, skinny spliff built by only the most masterfull rollers

james rolled a choong slim jim

by yskrab October 22, 2010

jim dandy

said sarcastically when something bad happens.

Bob: I got a 54 on my math test. Fuckin JIM DANDY, huh?

by E-Stylee November 8, 2005

the jim henson

When a fist is inserted into a vagina while the girl is lifted into the air, like a puppet.

Dude, she was so loose i gave her the Jim Henson!

by Brockman September 15, 2003