by Honeyko April 18, 2019

by Mike Dallos November 24, 2004

The actual term is Jury Rigged, but as always we just started changing it when no one knew that. It means fixing something with whatever is on hand.
by The great ruiner July 2, 2018

Hey, what are you doing here? You think you can just walk barge into my house like that? Really? Have some manners!
Well actually, my name isn’t Jerry, so this isn’t my house either… but that’s besides the point!
You better get out of here! I mean it! I have Jerry’s phone number, I can call him right now! Actually, I can’t do that, because then he’ll wonder why I’m at his house in the first place.
Whatever, I was about to leave anyways, stay as long as you want, I guess.
Well actually, my name isn’t Jerry, so this isn’t my house either… but that’s besides the point!
You better get out of here! I mean it! I have Jerry’s phone number, I can call him right now! Actually, I can’t do that, because then he’ll wonder why I’m at his house in the first place.
Whatever, I was about to leave anyways, stay as long as you want, I guess.
When Jerry finally arrived at Jerry’s House exhausted form a very long day, he was surprised to find two people arguing in his living room that he’d never seen before. Naturally, he called the cops, and they won’t to prison… including Jerry, the cops arrested him too.
by My name isn’t jerry July 4, 2021

1) One who masturbates excessively; He who "jacks off,"
"chokes the chicken." Someone who "services themselves" on the daily more than an Oil Can Henry's!
2) Can also be know as a horny "Guy" who you're sure of him "rubbing one out" like its clock work and he's being paid to do it!
"chokes the chicken." Someone who "services themselves" on the daily more than an Oil Can Henry's!
2) Can also be know as a horny "Guy" who you're sure of him "rubbing one out" like its clock work and he's being paid to do it!
Peter: "Fuck!! I woke up so hungover, I just jacked off about 5 times this morning!"
Frank: " Fuck! Pulling another Jerry Jerkmans today or what?!!"
Frank: " Fuck! Pulling another Jerry Jerkmans today or what?!!"
by J_Ellis December 12, 2012

When two friends are with a woman, and man one places ejaculate into said woman’s vagina. Man two scoops out the ejaculate deposited by man one, and then proceeds to “lick the bowl”
Mark and Linda were having sexual relations and Mark deposits ejaculate into Linda’s vagina. Marks friend Scott, then proceeds with his two fingers in a hook like fashion and decides to perform The Ben and Jerry on the newly deposited ejaculate.
by timmyl1963 July 23, 2022
