Jerry Brown

The color of San Francisco's human excrement.

"Our sidewalks are now Jerry Brown."

by Honeyko April 18, 2019

Jerry-Built

Something poorly built is “jerry-built.”

Boy......that hot rod is a piece of junk!
Sure is jerry-built!!

by Mike Dallos November 24, 2004

Jerry Seinfeld

God

We must pray to our God Jerry Seinfeld

by Boxperson25 March 25, 2020

Jerry Rigged

The actual term is Jury Rigged, but as always we just started changing it when no one knew that. It means fixing something with whatever is on hand.

I jerry rigged my door handle to stay on with duct tape and cardboard.

by The great ruiner July 2, 2018

Jerry Jerkmans

1) One who masturbates excessively; He who "jacks off,"

"chokes the chicken." Someone who "services themselves" on the daily more than an Oil Can Henry's!

2) Can also be know as a horny "Guy" who you're sure of him "rubbing one out" like its clock work and he's being paid to do it!

Peter: "Fuck!! I woke up so hungover, I just jacked off about 5 times this morning!"

Frank: " Fuck! Pulling another Jerry Jerkmans today or what?!!"

by J_Ellis December 12, 2012

gutter jerry

Place ten bowling pens down on a hardwood floor. Have your girl lay down on her back in front of the bowling pins. Place your two middle fingers inside her vagina while placing your thumb in her asshole as if holding a bowling bowl. Slide her into the bowling pins while making her cum with your fingers. Bowling shoes optional.

"I noticed my new girlfriend had bowling pins setup in her house, but she did not own a bowling ball. I am pretty sure she wants me to perform a Gutter Jerry on her."

by Robotbutlerj March 19, 2022

Mc Jerry

Mc Jerry is one of the best boyfriend u will ever get. Also one of the best kisser. He is cute af. He is kind, lovely, handsome, has one of the best smiles, cares about u, and will love u forever

Girl: I’m scared
Mc Jerry: It’s ok I’m here fire u

by Dj12345 December 3, 2020