Very, Very sexy kid that has a huge dick and knows how to have fun.. he will show you a great time and can have a hella lot of fun.. He is also a lady magnet and 1 of the coolest kids at Riverton high school
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(verb) the swift concentrated motion of any elongated object back and forth, in and out of the mouth. While jareding, the person tends to use the hands, with the assistance of saliva, in order to keep a steady pace and safe motion going. Jareding is commonly brought up in gay men, due to their tendencies to suck on each others penis's.
Mr. O'Brien bragged openly: "I jared the best, and I hate leaving messes! I always make sure to finish it off"
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