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Jared

A man or woman (no one really knows) whose hair smells of shit. He/She is very short and tends to have a high pitched voice. Jared sucks at sports so he/she resorts to drama. Jared sits at home all day and reads because he/she has no life.

Guy: Did you see that jared over there?
Other Guy: Yeah what a faggot. I hate him!

by WienerMaster3000 August 16, 2010