jakey

an epic awesome man. he is a bit insane, but is hilarious and his puppy shirt is badass.

interests include:
-jumping off boats
-riding giant bananas
-being british with other brits

jakey= badass british dude

by MY NAME IS NOT JAKEY October 4, 2011

Janky Turd

Janky turd is a term commonly used in BMX bike circles to describe a shitty BMX bike. The term was started on the BMX Museum.

That new Quadangle bike is such a janky turd! two of the four bolt holes in stem are threaded at an angle, bearings in bb are notchy, cranks are bent, chain looks like it was spray painted in driveway by my 8 year old nephew, freewheel and hub failed before i reached end of street. Fuckin janky turd!

by BMXstuff February 20, 2012

jankenz

fuck.

jank-you!! why the jankenz did you do that!!!

by sizzletastic June 20, 2008

janky

Something so pretentious and fancy that it's almost disgusting; gaudy.

"That restaurant is so janky, you have to get reservations 6 months in advance" - guy
"This car is a little too janky for my tastes, how are you affording this?" - guy2

by mrgosse November 12, 2014

Janky

A word to describe something:Screwed up, Sideways, not strait, wrong, crooked, etc.Anytime you feel the need to throw it into a convo just go for it.

Man Darnell that's just Janky

by TheNameisTyler May 24, 2016

Janky

Undesirable or unattractive. Not good looking and ugly.

Yo, those gym socks be all janky.

by Superslymeboi June 16, 2018

Jack Janke

A scooter fag that is always down at the Wodo skato doing mad bri's.
But, because of his obsession with scootering, his social life took a steep decline, therefore making him date girls more than 2 years younger than him
@jack_.007

"Man, that kid is garbage at scootering"
"Yeah, I bet he's a real Jack Janke"

"Why is that 14 year old dating a 12 year old?"
"Probably because he's Jack Janke"
"True, True."

by Phargo September 11, 2019