jake shears

Hot lead singer for the band scissor sisters,he's gay and fabulous. known for taking his clothes off or having them taken off by his band mate ana matronic

Jake isn't his real name it's Jason

He's incredibly pretty and funny.

He once married himself.

He has a nice ass
Jake Shears - His abs are very lickable

Jake Shears - He's soooo gay, I love him

Jake Shears - He's naked!

by Kylie S December 9, 2008

Jake Paul

*What does being a jake paul mean?*
_Verb, to be completely selfish, condescending,inconsiderate, self centered, uneducated, disrespectful or ignorant little Fuck._
*Synonyms:* _ Human Failure, Sin, Cringe
*Antonyms:*_Logan Paul or anyone with a right state of mind_
*Example:* _When Erika "married" Jake she was exploiting herself for views._

*Example:* _When Erika "married" Jake Paul she was exploiting herself for views._

by Staring_Eyes July 31, 2017

jake

He will play with your feelings, but will never be straightforward about how he really feels. He will always respond to serious questions with "what do you mean", or "don't worry". A jake is good for a hookup or fling, but a committed relationship with a jake is a very rare occasion.

Lisa: Omg i'm in love with jake
Evie: Girl, watch out he's a jake remember

---------- 1 week later -------------

Lisa: *crying* Jake got with me then never spoke to me again

Evie: Dont make me say I told you so, but I did.

by lopsided cucumber April 15, 2020

Jake

He is such an amazing soul. He’s extremely intelligent, really cute, caring and really funny. When you see Jake’s eyes, they are the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen. When your around Jake, you feel bubbly and happy just to be with him. When you interact with him, he actually listens to you. Overall, Jake is an amazing guy I wish I could date.

Omg, do you see that hottie over there?? He must be a Jake.

by Oofnut August 29, 2019

Jake Soon

The expression "Jake soon" has the opposite meaning of the word "soon". If someone uses the expression "Jake soon", they want to say that things won't happen anytime soon, or at least not within a time most people would consider as "soon".

"Jake Soon" is mostly known in the Jake Silbermann fandom because the actor likes to tease his fans with having exciting news "soon". Usually he reveals these exciting news within a time his fans don't consider exactly "soon".

Friend#1: "I will send you the email soon!"

Friend#2: "I hope not Jake soon though."

by Tirpse May 3, 2011

Jake Paul

a 23 yr old who thinks he’s a savage because he commits the crime of saying ‘what are those’ to normal news reporters. He also thinks he can clickbait assault for views when even his 3 yr old girl fans are smart enough to Realise that it’s as fake as unicorns and fairy’s

Johnny: Hey! Jake Paul’s on the news

Jeff: oh god, you might as well just change the channel to my little pony
Johnny: yeah this burns my eyes

by Please save humanity October 9, 2020

Jake Gyllenhaal

Boo Foo'd; getting done in the ass. Jake Gyllenhaal had a gay relationship in the movie Brokeback Mountain.

Dayamn! My buddy got jake gyllenhaal'd while he was in jail!

by H-Town SLY July 16, 2008