Jake

Lacking inherent coolness - lame.

Man, that shit's jake!

by Anjin'sGal December 2, 2011

Jake

A man who sleeps in the basement.

Jake, get your ass out of my basement and get a job.

by Master_Saggy_tits February 4, 2015

Jake

A gay faggot. The biggest faggot you will meet. He also has a low activity in the bed and a 2 inch long chode and it is 3 feet wide. Gets no bitches.

Wow jake is so gay

by Objective101 June 2, 2014

Jake

A gay fag who has no friends.

look at jake, hes like ethan.

by v9wolf April 2, 2018

Jake

A Gay fag

Jake stop being gay

by SmokeLeann May 28, 2018

Jake

A skinny fag that likes to suck every ones dicks because he enjoys it

he is a jake

by Hghhhdd May 31, 2016

Jake

Jake is usually tall. Enjoys playing guitar has red hair or brown hair. Blue eyes. Very smart although he doesnt show it. Very emotional once you get to know him. All around great and funny guy if you can get past that he is a bit of a bitch. Has a tiny penis.

OMG that guy over there is such a Jake!

by RAWRIMAKITTY March 27, 2011