Joesph Seed

A despot that resides in Hope County, Montana. Leads the Project at Eden’s Gate cult and is considered crazy to all but his disciples. He will do anything to indoctrinate normal folk yet will consider himself the better man in every outcome; the ultimate hypocrite. He uses the drug cocktail he calls Bliss to bend people’s will and makes knife-tats on others to expose their sins. Also well-known for evading warrants and nuclear attacks.

Joesph Seed! I have a warrant for your arrest!

Fuck Joesph.

by SharterStarter July 1, 2019

Josear

Se trata del acto de trapichear con droga y ganarse un dinero con ello

El Yuma tiene ese coche por josear seguro tu sabe

by Elhoseadoh April 15, 2020

Jose Hot Tub

When a Mexican chick takes a mouthful of tequila, preferably Jose Cuervo, and you place your scrotum in her mouth while she gargles, resulting in a hot tub effect for your testes. A variant to the classic fuzzy warbler.

Guy 1: "Did you slay that fine Mexican mami last night?"

Guy 2: "Fuck no man, you know how easily Mexicans get knocked up, but she did give me the best Jose Hot Tub north of the border."

Guy 1: "Did you give her the ol' Jackson Pollock?"

Guy 2: "Does a bear crap in the woods and does the Pope crap on the broken lives and dreams of 200 deaf boys?"

by Big Rabes September 5, 2010

Josefin

josefin's love animals, not so much people but animals will always have a soft spot in a josefin's heart. they're also known for being super hot and grate in bed, especially with women whose names start with L and men with names that start with N.

they like photography and if they were one card out of a deck it would be the joker

who's that girl over there petting that lion?

her? thats a josefin

by del tora April 26, 2011

josean

A caring, sexy,awesome guy who would treat a girl nice 💕😘😍💋💏💑✨😆

Josean is really hot 😍😘

by thexxoutcast December 8, 2014

Gay Jose

Slang term for a homosexual mexican.

Alberto likes takin it up the dirty pipe, hes one Gay Jose!

by eldustman October 27, 2011

Joesph

Joesph is a good guy who is the best friend or boyfriend if your lucky enough.He will hold your hand,shower you with kisses and maybe even slap your ass.HE is amazing at dancing and any other sport he is a great guy.

1:Did you see joesph today
2:yea

by Hhhejjeu April 26, 2017