Jonarty 

A party celebrating the awesome American band, Jonas Brothers. Their music is typically played and danced to at a Jonarty.

I heard Michelle, Kate, Kristin, Sammie, and Sandra were going to Jonarty tonight. I wish I was invited because I love the Jonas Brothers and parties!

Jonarty by mjonas April 17, 2010

Jonathan's Hamster 

A hamster that belongs to Jonathan.

Hey, is that Jonathan's Hamster?

Jonathan's Hamster by memestealer420 June 9, 2015

Jonathan

You can’t stop how HUGE huge dick is, powered by BIG DICK ENERGY he conquers all.

OH SH## ITS JONATHAN

Jonathan by Hurbadurp November 18, 2019

Jonas Brothers 

A gay ass group of 3 homos who belong in the genre of Disney Shit. They sing like they wieners are being twisted at the same time, and they wear homo skinny jeans and low cut shirts. Most girls who are fans dont understand what true music is, and they scream everytime they see them.

Angela:y dnt u lik the jonas brothers?? Joe is soo cute!!
Alex:Because they have no talent, and they look like fags. What the fuck happened to Mickey Mouse? Now all we have is Hannah Montana, and those homos.

Jonas Brothers by MegaPickle March 14, 2009

Jonas Brothers 

Really horrible band that could learn a thing or two from REAL bands like nirvana, three days grace, and so on.

1.Real music fan: whats this shit playing on the radio?? jonas brothers?? SOMEBODY GIVE ME MY ONE-X 3 DAYS GRACE ALBUM!!

Jonas Brothers by stupidmonkey46 July 3, 2009

Jonas Brothers 

One of the most terrible bands of our time. Never compare them to other acclaimed bands like Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Cheap Trick, U2, etc. If annoying fangirls compared them to any to the bands mentioned above, they all must be joking.

Fangirl: The Jonas Brothers reminded me of Cheap Trick because of their gutar solos.

Me: I DON'T THINK SO!

Jonas Brothers by Tarrank October 31, 2009

jonas brothers 

being at jonas brothers concert is like having your dick sawed off with a rusty steak knife.

Origin: upon birth, Nick Jonas' penis was accidentally caught in the revolving door leaving the hospital and was suibsequently rendered useless. Immediately after, his parents had the shriveled half-cock cryogenically frozen in the event that doctors would some day be able to reattach it. The Jonas Brothers now wear purity rings to hide Nick Jonas' slaughtered masculinity.

jonas brothers by FJB666 May 2, 2009