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After leaving the Strip Club: “I think I will be Getting Randy on my Johnson as soon as I get to the car”
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by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006
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Jiggle Johnsons are usually covered in some kind of slime.
Multiple Jiggle Johnsons can be considered one entity, or one Jiggle Johnson.
Jiggle Johnsons are usually covered in some kind of slime.
Multiple Jiggle Johnsons can be considered one entity, or one Jiggle Johnson.
1)James: WHOA! Look at the size of that Jiggle Johnson! Its also covered in a massive amount of slime!
2)James: WOW, look at all those Jiggle Johnsons, they formed to make the mother of all Jiggle Johnsons!
2)James: WOW, look at all those Jiggle Johnsons, they formed to make the mother of all Jiggle Johnsons!
by Jiggle Johnson March 22, 2009
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by Bill Sardell April 25, 2006
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