itchy feet

the desire to travel

He had itchy feet, but couldn't leave due to the state of emergency.

by The Return of Light Joker October 15, 2011

Itchy Barnacles

Enflamed and enraged hemorrhoids that are itching worse than a case of chicken pox. Rendering the person in a miserable, squirming state longing for relief from a medicated pad or salve.

Carl's job as a trucker often rendered him on the long hauls with a case of itchy barnacles. He frequently had to make stops along the way for a little rectal ointment to smooth the fire.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015

Itchy grundle

An iritated scratch worthy gooch. Mainly aquired from poor personal hygiene, and/or unprotected sexual intercourse with a dirty, unbathed, disease infested female.

Man, i haven’t bathed in days. Now i got an itchy grundle and require aquaphore and baby powder.

by JerzeyJBoi June 12, 2018

Itchy Pussy

Another name for Mitsubishi.

To home girl! Come take a ride in my Itchy Pussy Diamante!

by smb0072962 April 9, 2021

Itchy Beard

Said in response to a statement that is believed to be false. The previous example where the statement is "Do you believe in God?" and the response is "Itchy beard" is wrong simply because a question cannot be false.

Jack: "Mine's ten inches - and that's flaccid"
John: "Itchy beard!"

by mikeymike99 June 10, 2009

itchy nipples

the result of someone thinking about you while they're masturbating

I'm out of town for the weekend and I've got itchy nipples. My girlfriend must be thinking about me while touching herself

by Babygoosekins February 8, 2010

Itchy Balls

One of the worst happenings known to mankind.

Bob: Hey, why are your hands in your pockets?
Jane: Oh I'm, trying to discreetly scratch my itchy balls

by the SUITer January 14, 2010