Boy 1: Hey! How old are you?
Boy 2: I'm only 12!
Casin Mitchell: If your age is on the clock your ready for my cock
Boy 2: I'm only 12!
Casin Mitchell: If your age is on the clock your ready for my cock
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by LunaLee April 18, 2010
Get the if you will mug.From the song 'Yeah!' by usher, 'lil jon, and ludacris. In this part ludacris is talking about getting a hand job.
The 'head' being the head of his dick, and 'milk' being the cum out of his 'cow' (his dick.) He wants the girl to give him a handjob and make him cum.
The 'head' being the head of his dick, and 'milk' being the cum out of his 'cow' (his dick.) He wants the girl to give him a handjob and make him cum.
Ludacris' part in 'Yeah!' :
My outfit's ridiculous, in the club lookin' so conspicuous.
And Rowl! These women all on the prowl, ***If ya hold da head steady, imma milk da cow!****
Forget about the game, I'm a spit the truth, I won't stop till I get 'em in they birthday suits.
So gimmie the rhythm and it'll be off with their clothes, then bend over to the front and touch your toes.
I left the Jag and I took the Rolls, if they aint cutting then I put em on foot patrol.
How you like me now, when my pinky's valued over three hundred thousand,
Lets drank you the one to please, Ludacris fill cups like double D's.
Me and Ursh once more and we leave 'em dead, we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed to say ..
My outfit's ridiculous, in the club lookin' so conspicuous.
And Rowl! These women all on the prowl, ***If ya hold da head steady, imma milk da cow!****
Forget about the game, I'm a spit the truth, I won't stop till I get 'em in they birthday suits.
So gimmie the rhythm and it'll be off with their clothes, then bend over to the front and touch your toes.
I left the Jag and I took the Rolls, if they aint cutting then I put em on foot patrol.
How you like me now, when my pinky's valued over three hundred thousand,
Lets drank you the one to please, Ludacris fill cups like double D's.
Me and Ursh once more and we leave 'em dead, we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed to say ..
by chacmool January 22, 2010
Get the If ya hold da head steady, imma milk da cow! mug."If I may be so bold" is a phrase that can be inserted into any everyday conversation to make yourself sound smarter/better. You don't even have to be saying something totally out there or "bold"...you can just say it.
I think this sandwich is great, if I may be so bold.
Her booty is bumping, if I may be so bold.
I love you, if I may be so bold.
Her booty is bumping, if I may be so bold.
I love you, if I may be so bold.
by girl43210 March 4, 2011
Get the If I may be so bold mug.Are you picking up the book "If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans"? No I actually live in the real world.
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Get the If you ain't rockin, you ain't robbin mug.Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
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