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Human Snookapede

A Human Snookapede Is where someone rounds up about ten of Snookies aborted fetus'. Which just happens to be how many she produces per day. Then we use the stem cells from the fetus' and create lab born babies. We take the mouths of the babies and molecularly engineer them to become attached to another ones anus. This resembles a Human Centipede. You then put a collar around the neck of the first baby and attach a leash to the collar and walk the Human Snookapede around town.
Dude why is that sick motherfucker walking babies with they're mouths to there anus'?

Because It's a Human Snookapede
by Rezarazeraz February 7, 2012
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Human Hangover

The palpable void, deafening silence, undeniable grief and/or sadness felt in the days following good times with friends or loved ones.
"I'm in the dumps." "No, that's just Human Hangover, I get that after I've had fun then it's just me again. come over tonight for happy hour."
by Pickled Olive July 29, 2016
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human fleshlight

Sexual act in which the smaller person in a couple is used as if they were a flesh light.
A seven foot tall man fucked me like I was a human fleshlight .
by Emperor3434 July 12, 2018
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Human Kike

One of the most popular insults of the strong and powerful hero, the Human Kite. Take into consideration that the joke works extremely well because of the hero being a Jew.
Cartman (The Coon): "Fuck you, Human Kike!"
Kyle (Human Kite): "Screw you, fat-ass."
by Straight Out the Rice Fields January 5, 2017
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Human Cow

A lactating female who allows herself to have her jugs hooked up to a cow milking machine, usually wearing a cow mask and cow print leather chaps.
That guy's girlfriend is a human cow! He milks her...literally.
by Trish54 February 9, 2009
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human bean

A sympathetic but emotionless bean-eater that has seen all the goods and bads in humanity, and is willing to make sacrifice(s) to fulfil something that is greater than the value he or she places on himself/herself because of a strong sympathy on other beings.
by HY371c May 3, 2018
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