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human tarpit

Similar to a system commonly used to delay attackers attempting to compromise your network, the human tarpit is the people equivalent. The human tarpit intentionally delays and bogs down potential intruders and renders them inefficient if not largely ineffective. The human tarpit may employ rhetoric, nonsensical, and/or circular arguments designed to consume as much time from the attacker as possible while maintaining their undivided attention and preventing them from launching more fruitful attacks.
A vendor wouldn't take "no" for an answer so I introduced them to our human tarpit.
by grok February 18, 2013
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Dean and Humanity

In the series Supernatural, it is said that the angel Castiel is "in love.. With humanity." This upset quite a few Destiel fans, those who believes that Castiel (Cas) and Dean are in love.

When Misha Collins, actor of Cas, were answering to questions from fans, he said "by humanity.. Do you mean Dean?"
Therefore, Humanity and Dean has now become a pun for Dean.
"By humanity... do you mean Dean?"
-Misha Collins

Fans:
"Castiel is in love with Dean and humanity."
by Levi-verbal-abuser June 9, 2014
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human fleshlight

Sexual act in which the smaller person in a couple is used as if they were a flesh light.
A seven foot tall man fucked me like I was a human fleshlight .
by Emperor3434 July 12, 2018
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Human Kike

One of the most popular insults of the strong and powerful hero, the Human Kite. Take into consideration that the joke works extremely well because of the hero being a Jew.
Cartman (The Coon): "Fuck you, Human Kike!"
Kyle (Human Kite): "Screw you, fat-ass."
by Straight Out the Rice Fields January 5, 2017
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Human Cow

A lactating female who allows herself to have her jugs hooked up to a cow milking machine, usually wearing a cow mask and cow print leather chaps.
That guy's girlfriend is a human cow! He milks her...literally.
by Trish54 February 9, 2009
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human bean

A sympathetic but emotionless bean-eater that has seen all the goods and bads in humanity, and is willing to make sacrifice(s) to fulfil something that is greater than the value he or she places on himself/herself because of a strong sympathy on other beings.
by HY371c May 3, 2018
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Human trafficking

by Shani may September 1, 2018
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