Hobosexual

A person who is only attracted to homeless men and this attraction distracts him/her from doing the most basic tasks with any skill whatsoever.

1: Hey Hoseph you're such a hobosexual
2: STFU n00b *proceeds to have sex with a hobo*

by raulgomez April 2, 2010

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Homotextual

the act of one Male friend to constantly text another Male friend for the express purpose of 'saying Hi' or to merely see how another Male friend is doing. This egregious act by a Male friend undermines the "Bro Code" by attempting to replicate a spousal relationship between the two Male friends

Guy 1: Hey Buddy
Guy 2: Hey, what's up?

Guy 1: Just thought I would say Hi

Guy 2: Hi

Guy 1: How's your day going?
Guy 2: Why do you have to act so Homotextual all the time?!? if you keep it up then I am going to break your fingers so you can't text me anymore

Guy 1: I don't even know who you are anymore? You are just so mean

by Billy BottleService January 4, 2011

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homotextual

Someone aroused by messaging people of their own sex

Bill gets sexually aroused by messaging only men on his phone. He is believed to be a homotextual.

by Character Before Category March 18, 2012

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homosexual-trickster

Straight guys who unintentionally hit on gay guys. Or straight guys who hit on gay guys to get what they want from life.

He just hit on me so I would buy him a drink, that guy is a homosexual-trickster

by Tricky123 May 13, 2016

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Homosexualya

This is the kingdom of every gay in existence, they all live happily baking cookies and sharing gossip. The kingdom is ruled by the kindest queen named Queen Ice Hoe.

"Oh where are you from"

"its a kingdom south of here by the name of Homosexualya

by Doki_doki April 18, 2018

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