hoagie

1.a small asian who is your slave/chaffeur and who buys illegal product.

2.a worthless 21 year old who has no friends so he resorts to hanging with younger kids.

Gio: Yo, you Hoagie bring me to Mcdonalds then the liquor store, pronto!!!!
Hoagie: Suuure, maassster :(

Sam: yo. why are you at a party with teenagers?
Hoagie: i have no friends in college so thats why.
Sam: you are such a hoagie, get away you perv.

by Long Johnson April 4, 2008

Italian Hand Hoagie

n, A sandwich that is made when a crazy italian gentleman puts his own hand on a ciabata roll, adds some marinara and then toasts it. Consumption is usually followed by said Italian crying and screaming "WHY?!" while staring at the stump on their arm where their hand used to be.

Joe pulled the Italian Hand Hoagie out of the oven and took a large bite before screaming in agony as he realized he was eating his own hand. "WHY?!" he screamed as he took another bite.

by bAc0Nb0Y July 1, 2009

hobag

A cheap, slovenly prostitute or promiscuous homosexual, especially one who believes her clients or casual sexual partners really love her.

Your hobag think she gonna marry Mr. Bigg.

by Keesha October 31, 2002

homance

A bromance between a gay man and a lesbian

A Friendship that would be considered a bromance between two men, only between a gay man and a lesbian

"Sweetie what we have is a homance"
"Why not a bromance?"
"Because I'm gay and your a lesbian"

by coolcat. July 9, 2012

hoagie hound

A girl who loves meat in her buns or an astute male who likes to be the reciever in a game of catch the cock.

Man dude, Sarah is a hoagie hound. I banged her up the poop chute for three hours last night.

by doyle November 30, 2003

hokage nicole

the awesomest ninja in the world that will make the world recognize her superiorness and form a bathroom club for llamas

the coolest person ever

by dkjsflsjd February 4, 2005

homancing

the phase before a person attempts to turn a ho into a house wife.

joey: i think im wearing her down
scott: not a good look
joey: i might be in love
scott: no amount of homancing is going to change her, YOU CANT TURN A HO INTO A HOUSE WIFE

by mcbillions June 23, 2009