hobo dance

A dance that is commonly used to receive food. Normally preformed by a hobo. Hobo dances are preformed in circles and the person or persons preforming the dance are normally screaming and acting like retards.

Erin and Ady hobo danced around in circles for hours just to get a hot dog.

by Erin Derr and Ady Putt February 10, 2008

hobosexual

A no good passionate bum

Judge: "What grounds do you have for divorce Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "My husband is a hobosexual, your honor"

Judge: "Don't you mean homosexual, Mrs. Jones?"

Mrs. Jones: "No your honor, I mean hobosexual. He's just a no good, passionate bum"

by Paco Taco de Morocco March 18, 2009

Hobosploitation

hobosploitation hobo- sploi-t esh en) noun;

1. Filming homeless people fighting while paying them with malt liquor

2. A movie genre that depicts the homeless as shotgun-wielding vigilantes.

Eli Roth ought to save money on his next film by turning Hostel 4 into a hobosploitation flick.

by anonymouscle April 21, 2010

hobosexting

Hobosexting is the act of sexting a homeless person. The person doing the hobosexting doesn't necessarily have to be homeless but that can sometimes be the case.

I really loved her until I found out she was she was hobosexting.

Look at that hobo with a boner, he's probably hobosexting.

by Oh_Romeo October 26, 2022

hobo snow

n. snow, which due it being almost sleet or just because the ground is wet, doesn't settle.

Based more on the heart-warming/heart-rending tales of The Littlest Hobo TV dog, than your regular homeless types.

"Hey look! We're going to have a white Christmas!"

"Nah, it's hobo snow."

by juba73 January 25, 2005

hobo lock

Any device that prevents hobos from taking shopping carts, hand trucks or similar device used by hobos to transport their belongings. Usually, once a barrier is crossed, the locking mechanism is activated, rendering the cart useless.

Man, this cart had its hobo lock activated. Get a different one.

by J Sin July 20, 2008

hobo speedball

smoking a joint and drinking a coffee.

Man... I'm wired from that hobo speedball

by Teddy T-Bone December 9, 2008