hillbilly hand basket

When someone removes their false teeth and sticks a dick and balls in their mouth

Did you hear about Jon? That chick last night gave him a hillbilly hand basket

by Dominic Deccoco June 1, 2017

New York hillbilly

A person that resides in the state of ny and exhibits degenerate traits. This includes a reclusive alcoholic. Someone that Acts and partakes in childish acts of aggressive behavior instead of acting like an adult. Brags about their masculinity but then vapes for the flavor. Always wears boots even when wearing shorts and loves to go up state to get fucked up. Likes cars and trucks. But not in the respectable way as a mechanic would or someone the generally enjoys an automobile for engineering and functionality but instead likes it because it goes vroom vroom and is compensating.

Stay away from southern Tier county that’s where all the New York hillbilly live

by Bingo Bongo Gimme da Congo February 6, 2020

Hillbilly Condo

Hillbilly Condo is where money is king. The Board goes for the cheapest solution in everything.

The Board replaced outside plants with plastic flowers. So Hillbilly Condo!

by SeaCrone October 12, 2025

Hillbilly Condo

The President of the Hillbilly condo loudly proclaims “This is my Home” & “I live here” while using the condo as a cash cow. She’s been reported for Homestead Fraud yet continues to Air BnB more than reside there.

Let’s rent the Hillbilly Condo. They won’t enforce the rules & we can drink in the pool.

by SeaCrone January 24, 2025

hillbilly scumfuck

Everyone from the Northern Shore of New England except strippers from New Hampshire.

Those hillbilly scumfucks!!!

by movensilenze June 24, 2022

Hillbilly Knee

Body part used to navigate a motor vehicle with while changing radio station or conduction an imaginary orchestra.

" I use this har hillbilly knee to drives to the licker store for my's beverages".

by Hillbilly Wannabe December 30, 2008

Hillbilly Bidet

Sometimes when you take a crap at home, you realize one of two things; 1: there is no toilet paper to be found and no one to get it for you or 2: your crap was so disgusting that toilet paper will be no match for it at all. A "Hillbilly Bidet" is when you forsake the use of toilet paper altogether, get up off the toilet and proceed straight to the shower to clean yourself off.

Dude, I got such ridiculous food poisoning that I didn't even attempt to wipe...just went straight to the shower for a hillbilly bidet.

by Poop Geyser June 28, 2011