help i accidentally summoned a lemon

The FIRST things that comes up when you type in, "help i accidentally"

help i accidentally summoned a lemon no kidding

by SkyBeetle July 12, 2022

ABC 123 plz help me

Learning

The definition of ABC 123 plz help me is a phrase used for stress when learning.

by Mighty boi May 10, 2019

Helping Endangered Nigerian Tigers At Ireland

It means HENTAI; (H)elping (E)ndangered (N)igerian (T)igers (A)t (I)reland

Bob: Man, I love Helping Endangered Nigerian Tigers At Ireland!
Rob: You just like watching hentai and jerking off, don't you Bob?
Bob: Yeah...

by omgdragonz July 16, 2015

I need help right now

a phrase in witch you discover you have issues.
As if you figured out you slept with you Girlfriends sister, mistaking her for the real thing.Or discovering after 15 years of dreaming of straight sex, you find out that you prefer dreaming about your own sex.

"I didnt mean to have sex with her honey!" God,I need help right now

by Emileybeepopp May 8, 2008

help Rush tape a show

Refers to use of the toilet, especially if said usage is especially flatulent or otherwise impinges on the consciousness of those outside the bathroom. References Rush Limbaugh, radio personality. Further elaborations such as "taped a full hour", etc. also occur.

Honey, if you help Rush tape a show, could you at least light a match afterwards?

by laughingliberally February 3, 2009

let me help you out

A condescending phrase used to preface the dissemination of an important (often revolutionary) piece of information from a self-identified superior being to a subjectively-determined inferior being. Usually used during paste up, sometimes as an insult, though most often as part of the Denebola vernacular.

Let me help you out: this thing isn't a work of art.

by mr_frookie March 6, 2011

ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks

The Song that will get stuck in your head like a dogs cock up Trumps ass

ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks

by Ace_is_the_place September 9, 2020