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Are you trying to help me grow a beard

This is a process we’re you let a boy eat your coochie
by anonymous September 12, 2021
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Can I help you?

A question a person asks when they think a completely unknown person is intruding or being out of line. It is usually only asked because the person cannot think of anything else to say.
*Unidentified person is rummaging through the owner's garbage*

Bewildered owner: Um, Can I help you?
by American Bateman May 23, 2009
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please help

A phrase you search on the urban dictionary after reading too many definitions that you didn’t want to know
“Wtf did I just read”
*searches*

Please help”
by Hellfishbish January 27, 2019
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Kids Help Phone

A Canadian counseling and referral hotline for youth between ages 5 and 20. It is free, anonymous and confidential (when you call, the number won't show up on most land line phone bills), open 24/7, and staffed by professional counselors who will listen to you in a non-judgmental way and offer insight into your situation. Kids Help Phone counselors are trained to respond to all types of questions and concerns, from body image to friendships, from suicide to bullying, and many, many more in between.

Youth living in Canada can call anytime (1-800-668-6868) or post a message on the Kids Help Phone Website (www.kidshelpphone.ca).

Kids Help Phone also offers a community service program called Kids Help Phone Student Ambassadors, where youth are trained in leadership, public speaking and fund raising.
Whatever the problem, you can call Kids Help Phone at 1-800-668-6868. Go ahead and talk, the counselors can only help you!

Please don't prank Kids Help Phone. Children in crisis situations are in desperate need of a listening ear and the counselors want to help them as fast as possible.
by KHP SA May 16, 2009
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hired help

An escort or prostitute. Usually a higher class escort.Common usage: an escort specifically hired by a couple for a threeesome.
Damn, I saw that hired help Javon and Kristi got and she was frigging unbelieveable.
by pheebee August 22, 2008
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get some help

Friend: i want to fuck a goat sideways

Me: get some help
by Deltatangofoxtrot February 19, 2018
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can't help falling in love with you

One of the best and most covered songs of Elvis Presley.

Sing this song perfectly and watch your crush come at you.
You : (singing) "But I can't help falling in love with you..."
Crush : hey...wanna hang out?
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