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slimy helmet

A helmet / knob /bellend that is slimy due to the production of seamen/jizz/cum
"Megan has an amazing body when i fist layed eyes on her i got a slimy helmet"
by hepatitis Dee February 23, 2017
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Polish Helmet

In the absence of a condom using saran wrap, vaseline, and a rubber band as a contraceptive.
we were out of condoms so i used a Polish Helmet
by Tommeh9696 December 29, 2020
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Skin Helmet

I saw Johnny’s Skin Helmet in the shower bro!
by smallpecker2021 August 16, 2021
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Tooth Helmet

Initially coined to describe an extremely strong artificial shell or crown created to protect and reinforce very weakened teeth. In 2021, the strength of this shell was estimated to be approximately 4 times stronger than natural teeth at TLC dentists in Richmond Australia by the proponent dentist Dr Eugene Lee.

The phrase was subsequently mistranslated in several Asian countries and is now used to describe an unintended unaesthetic bowl style haircut with two middle parts at the front.
That guy is so fit but meh Tooth Helmet.
by Lincoln Park February 15, 2022
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peruvian bike helmet

a sexual act in which one person excretes feces into their hands, then proceeds to smear it on their partner from the forehead, to the base of the neck. After this sand is then poured over the head of the receiving partner and is then followed by ejaculating over the sand, further cementing the gritty shit helmet onto the scalp.
Donald Trump was seen last Thursday sporting a Peruvian bike helmet, an admittedly much better trade up from his usual toupee.
by ZippyJack August 7, 2016
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Purple War Helmet

Yeah? Who dis?
This is Nancy. I need to talk to my daughter real quick.

Sorry there ma she all up in my junk right now and her mouf is full of purple war helmet.

My new cock ring is super tight and really gives me quite the purple war helmet.

I could feel his purple war helmet punching my cervix like a speedbag.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
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Helmet Special

So unique, one runs into walls, trips up stairs, falls of tall places, etc.

Also, one who asks self-answering questions, or the Captain Obvious phenomenon. Those who wear hats backwards in the sun and still hold up their hand to shield their eyes and squint at subjects at a long distance. Pretty much anyone who looks at their watch, and when immediately asked what time it is, they glance back.
When someone refers to themselves on another as special, the correct retort is a sarcastic, "Like wear a helmet all the time kind of special?" Hence the term Helmet Special is a way to refer to someone who should wear one. All the time.
by Quados Amundae May 17, 2010
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