No Hander

Masturbating without using your hands.

Oliver: Hey Braden guess what!
Braden: What?
Oliver: I just pulled a no hander!
Braden: AWWHH SHIT MAN tmi!!!

by the_FIRST_no_hander March 28, 2011

Prune Handle

When a hard shit is sticking halfway out your asshole, when it is beyond a turtle head but not quite a dropped duece.

Yo, I gotta shit so bad Im prune handling.

Get out of the bathroom before I bust a prune handle.

by TARDMAN29 October 29, 2011

Arabian Handkerchief

The act of blowing one's nose using a female's beef curtains as a tissue.

Me having a cold and her loose vagina, combined with a mutual love for foreplay, lead to an Arabian handkerchief to start off our lovemaking.

by Benjamin W. Newport January 3, 2008

oh shit handle

term referring to the handles above or adjacent to the windows of a car. they are most often grabbed when the driver initiates sudden, and often extreme, accelerating or decelerating motion of the vehicle. some prefer to hold on to them at all times due to anxiety or distrust of the drivers abilities in general.

Man, I can't believe you totaled your car! I'll be safer rollin' with the ghost of Eval Knieval than with you in a car with no oh shit handles

by trump3tninja10 July 7, 2010

Pan-handle behavior

Killing of relatives, friends or loved ones for no apparent reason. Performed by scumbags who live in pan-handle areas of any state or region.

Small Town Murder has discovered Pan-Handle behavior based on the amount of murders that happen in pan-handles of various states.

by wandaful May 17, 2018

I can't handle

phrase that typically describes a situation that encompasses one or many of the following emotions:
1. a feeling of overwhelming intensity(usually sexual)
2. a recalled memory of grandeur
3. a moment of enormous success
4. a description of beauty or repulsiveness
5. a moment of great frustration(usually sexual)

"Russell Nelson.
Oh my God.
This guy, his triangle torso.
--
I can't handle..."

by ftdrum March 19, 2011

handle bars

bars: little things that turn off the memory button in your brain, not like getting high at all. usually sold 2 for $5 or 3 for $5 if you get a good deal. sometimes used to numb the pain of something. gets you tired, sleepy, and slows down every process in your brain. when taking handle bars, be sure to be around trustworthy people, because your conscience will not be in effect at all when under the influence.

dawg fool, that nigga is barred out. he's past high and drunk. give me some handle bars so i can knock out.

by eMMiLee September 22, 2005