non gay handjob

a contradictory statement most commonly used to express dominance over another male by implying the subservient individual must touch and stroke the dominant male's penis to climax with or without tickling and/or cupping of the testes.

handjobs are never actually given or that would no longer be implying homosexuality simply because by touching another man's penis you are indeed homosexual unless you're a doctor.

Dude A: "Will you give me a ride home in a bit?"

Dude B: "I will give you a ride home if you give me a non gay handjob on the way."

by anco bluzea November 20, 2010

handjob

A job that has to do with a hand

A handjob; cleaning a table

by eddie May 13, 2005

handjobaphobia

The fear of receiving a handjob because of a traumatic event involving a handjob in your life

Dude that faggot from school tried to give me a handjob I think I have handjobaphobia I'm scared for life

by Duster2000 April 4, 2016

Double Handjob

definition 1 - a woman who uses both hands while stroking a penis.(usually the penis has to be larger to do this.)

definition 2 - two women each using a hand to stroke off a penis.

double handjobs are much better than normal handjobs.

jenna haze handjob penis cock stroke Double Handjob

by Hawn Gnarley July 3, 2014

Epileptic Handjob

Taking advantage of an opertunity to be ejaculated by an epileptic during an epileptic fit

There was a guy having an epleptic fit on the floor, I placed my cock in his hand for an epileptic handjob, and jizzed more than he was foaming at the mouth.

by livin the dre4m January 3, 2010

Minnesota Handjob

When your partner uses there elbows instead of hands to give a handjob

"Yo Sarah gave me a nice Minnesota handjob last night"

by DJ chrispysoc October 18, 2016

Boss Lady Handjob

A "handjob", generally in the morning before she's fully awake, where a girl strokes a man's balls while he beats the yogurt cannon. 10% of the effort, 100% of the recognition.

Yeah, I was trying for some morning sex, but Lori was groggy from last night. She just gave me a Boss Lady Handjob and we went and got bagels.

by Cupcake Republiq June 17, 2016