hammer in the crapper

"Last night I slipped this chick roofies. Before you know I was tearing out her O ring, some straight hammer in the crapper"

hammer in the crapper by Robert L September 17, 2007

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Hammer Thumb

A short stumpy manwoman that loves to profess his/her superior intellect and liberal bias, all while showing off her extraordinary belly fur.

Man, DT is such a Hammer Thumb!

Hammer Thumb by SUPMA April 3, 2009

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Hammer Throw

To throw a frisbee overhand as if you were throwing a baseball. The thumb rests on the inside lip of the frisbee. You can reverse your grip and the throw then becomes the Hebrew Hammer.

Person A: Hey dude, should I throw the Hammer Throw or the Hebrew Hammer around this tree?

Person B: Yeah dude, for sure. I'm gonna smoke this joint!

Hammer Throw by Dave Red October 20, 2008

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Hammer Spank

When you oil up someone’s ass and spank it with the force of 1000 jet engines which then knocks the person unconscious giving you time to do whatever you want to them.

Isaac just Hammer Spanked storm so goddamn hard.

Hammer Spank by Isaac fucked storm June 2, 2018