The Haitian Scarecrow

When a girl stapels a mans balls together, with a stapel gun. He is in so much pain that he is can not move, just like a scare-crow. Then the girl takes a dilido and violently thrusts it up his ass. He has to un-stapel his balls and then only after that can they enjoy intercourse through the vaginal method.

Ian: "i had the haitian scarecrow really good last night!"
Kyle: "why would you let cara do that to you!?"
Ian: "i find it kinky."

by CoolKid101010101012 June 20, 2009

hait

An acronym that stands for How Am I Today.

Dax: Dude Senter, guess what came in the mail. A free meal at Zaxby's.

Senter: I'm pissed, I didn't get one.

Dax: Hait!!!!!!

by BM Jr Jr December 24, 2008

Haithum

A walking talking L(Loser)

Yo bro i dont want to be like Haithum when i grow up

by Suhdude1985 August 21, 2016

halitosis

my neighbors breath

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Habitual Like Maniac (HLM)

A person who likes every status update or post you post within a micro-second of posting it.

It appears I have an HLM on my page. Carol is a Habitual Like Maniac (HLM)

by Pu See Mai Wang December 28, 2014

Halia

Halia’s normally love figure skating. They have blond hair and blue eyes and are normally really funny. The small of coconut and normally do wired faces.

Me: Hi
Halia: Can I have your phone number I want to be funny to you

by Wiredgurlly November 5, 2019

haitham

arabic male name, an old name that means young hawk or lion and people with that name can be full of themselves for no good reason, sinister, super rude, and have terrible taste in many things.

oh my god, that car is disgusting, a haitham must have bought it.

by bethsparklez June 17, 2019