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Halal cheating

It is when a Muslim man gets a secret wife without the permission of his first wife (In Islam, polygyny is allowed). In moralistic terms, this is considered cheating, but it is considered "permissible" in Islam. Hence, you may cheat without the permission of your first wife, as long as you're doing it the halal way!
Married woman: I just learned that my husband had another wife behind my back for 12 years! I feel so crushed. Was I not enough?
Sister: *sighs* Poor woman, you just caught him halal cheating.
by Your wife's step-bro May 23, 2024
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Halalibility

The degree to which a piece of content — especially audio, video, or creative media — aligns with Islamic principles of permissibility, avoiding elements that are haram such as music with instruments, vulgar language, inappropriate visuals, or themes that contradict modesty, respect, or spiritual grounding.
Bro I had to check the halalibility before posting that reel. Gotta keep it clean 💀”
by The halal guy June 12, 2025
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halal food

Amongst the foods sold at the destination of your journey, halal food is the kind of food that is characterized by being sold by women who wears hijab (veil). Such food reflects the longing for the access towards halal food like during the flight to this destination.
After landing, the first thing I looked for was halal food, especially from those lovely women in hijabs, reminding me of the meals I had on the plane!
by Emotional Cruiser July 27, 2025
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Halal bean burger

a halal bean burger is a spicy bean burger which you can buy at the school canteen of hillhead high school, this 'burger' consists of deep fried spicy beans made into a patty, thats it, thats the whole burger apart from the buns. this burger is so disgusting there are ancient stories about ts it is genuinely feral and i would rather eat month old soggy cereal out of craig pitman's hairy asshole
Canteen Lady - Would you like a halal bean burger
Me - Hell no i dont want that shi twin
by halal bean burger August 10, 2025
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hallastifcation

The art doing lots of work with any substance,paperwork or results
Neil just hallastifcation that task
by Starlin71 November 12, 2025
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halaman

The Indonesian word that lumps together "pages" (of a book) and "backyard"
I was flipping through the halaman of my favorite book while enjoying a relaxing afternoon in my backyard.
by Emotional Cruiser November 26, 2025
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Wall Halla

Posting to a friends wall on FaceBook.
Oh, John, I finally found you after all these years. Good to see you, your family, all your friends, your pictures, everything else your interested in, and if you don't mind please post a recent picture of yourself so we really know what you look like. Post a "Wall Halla" now and then so we know what your life is really like.
by Brassmarky February 5, 2010
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