hoist it up

when you have a giant hipster friend named Abraham who often gets "pwned" on the intranets

The only way to be worse at FIFA 2014 is if you hoist it up.

by Ze Nahrynnz April 29, 2014

Hoirbt

The most amazing imaginary monster to have been invented.
Usually related to hadagamerpt and maximuamua. It is recognized by the symbol &€D

guy 1: OMG look at that hoirbt tearing it up
guy 2: dude its an amoeba

by TheMostAmazingPigger August 26, 2011

HoinK

blathemsac, to be a

You are such a blathemsac!

by omg May 17, 2003

Hoist the Colors

when a girl or guy breaks up with someone and they go out looking for a rebound. They "hoist the colors" and inform you of their single status.

Hey look at that hot girl at the bar! Dudes hoist the colors and lets go!

by godstrumpet October 6, 2013

Hoing

Verb.- The use of overly attentive or obedient behavior to coerce females to do degrading things.

Man I was hoing with this hot girl the other day.

by sweggymcsweg June 23, 2015

Hoit

small penis

you have many chins, exp 4 chins

shut the fuck up hoit

by GoodFella_ July 1, 2008

hoidown

the act of going down on men with hoi

Karl is a fruit who gives out free hoidowns to his man-lovers on the weekends.

by fatman March 5, 2004