ham candle

the male genetalia,commonly referred to as penis,shlong,dick,wang,johnson,pork sword,prick,bologna pony,cock,boner,woody,uncle dillie,banana stick,cucumber lumber

My wife once said to me,Stewart put that 12 inch ham candle in my wet gaping vagina.

by zach decof September 9, 2007

ham acting

when a person overacts immensely. it is generally more accepted in the theatre but criticised in film and tv. can also describe a person who is being fake. also called "hamming it"

Barbara Kellerman in the BBC adaptation of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe shows a lot of ham acting in her portrayal of the White Witch.

by rickysayshi January 1, 2009

ham sammich

to place ones face in anothers booty

self expanatory

by unfukwithable May 27, 2004

ham doodle

a stinky little rabbit who always goes to the strip club with his little doodle flopping loose just to make the point of a cheese maniac

i saw a freaky ass ham doodle at the strip club yesterday

by jimmy hendrix December 2, 2007

ham stoned

Hammered stoned. The highest you can possibly get without puking and passing out, otherwise known as being vamped.

We passed around 3 blunts of sour diesel and were totally ham stoned for the rest of the day.

by Ja-ba-la-ha January 13, 2010

Ham Sprinkles

Bacon Bits

You know what this baked potato needs? Ham Sprinkles.

by mr. wellington April 24, 2010

Ham overhang

a) part of a slice of ham overlapping the edge of the bread which is about to be placed in a toasted cheese sandwich and which could spoil in cooking if not carefully replaced;

b) parts of the 'labia major' jutting out of the side of a g-string and which take the form of an interesting fleshy protrusion

"Hey - Antony! Check out the ham overhang on my toastie before you put it in the Breville. Don't want it to spoil!"

"Sure, Fulsome. Sorry. I was in a world of my own thinking about that babe last night. When she walked by on the mezzanine I caught an eyeful of HER ham overhang!

by Jeremyhotpepper September 23, 2011