gubernaculum

A really gross, slimy guy, who hawks up a hairball while along you stand there checking to make you have nothing on you......

While at Mediplay, I heard a gubernaculum standing next to me and had to run away quickly because I was dying of laughter and I nearly knocked over my friend, who also was laughing hysterically.

by Holly December 30, 2003

rouse de guerre

(n.) Military term for pretending to be wounded enemy soldiers to get into a fortress. This usually will then lead to the soldiers taking up arms before the entrance closes and allowing hidden soldiers to storm ahead in while the entrance is held open

A: The emporer would never stand for this trickery!


B: Perfectly acceptable m'am. Called a rouse de guerre

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

Guernsey

A male that has a love for ska music. Obnoxiously large hair is optional.

"I know you're a guernsey so I bought us tickets to see Big D & the Kids Table."

by OneBigSugarRush October 1, 2009

chavo guerrero

lame wwe character.. likes the homo dirty sanchez

Chavo Guerrero: hey, i like the dirty sanchez
Other guy: dude, no

by Shit-face June 30, 2008

gubernatorial

the way Ahhnold pronounces Governer; pigs elected by idiots.

"Ahhl bee bawk to rehpruhzent de stayte o Galivornia in de Goobernatorial 'leckshuns."

by Guess September 22, 2003

Gaper

A true Gaper is one who wears their ski pants and sometimes even jeans tucked into their unbuckled ski boots with their power straps flapping. They always ski down a flat slope as far in the backseat as they can get, sometimes even trying to be as cool as a ski racer and attempting a "tuck." Some even try to be Superman and take off down the run with all they're 80's jackets unzipped. Gapers almost always put the bar down on the chairlift and ask the lifty to slow down the high speed detachable quad. The word "gaper" comes from both the acronym guaranteed accident prone on every run and the famous "gaper gap" between the helmet/hat and the goggles. Gapers somehow manage to have yardsales on the flattest bunny slopes. A yardsale is when the skier crashes and all their gear goes flying, landing scattered across the run. Gapers always stop in blind spots on runs, just below knolls and jumps. It seems that everything they do to try and be cooler makes them look even more stupid.

"God I hate goggle tans but you know what's even worse? A gaper gap tan."

"Hey watch out for that gaper!"

"You would think they would have a brain freeze by now you know with that massive gaper gap and his jacket's even unzipped!"

by skiiergal77 October 31, 2012

gubernator

better than governator, I reckon

as for governator

by Lotus November 9, 2003