Cell Phone Guido

An overly tanned annoying stereotypical cell phone salesman you see at most mall kiosks that look like one of the Gotti boys. Flavor savors, popped collars, and obnoxious jewelry are all requirements.

That guy is such a cell phone Guido, he was the most annoying salesman I ever came across. He didn't understand I didn't want the cell phone insurance plan.

by cbag December 3, 2007

guido

Stupid fucks that are usually italians and try to be basasses by having the thick brooklyn accents to scare people but in reality they are just pussys. These people often wear to much coligne, wear gold chains, wear wife beaters, somthing from the armani exchange, and are usually pretty stupid. They often open their big mouths and brag about somthing stupid (like killing some one, robbing a house etc) and end up getting caught. They also usually have what little hair they have spicked up like they got electrcuted.

That stupid fuck danny pelosi had to open his big guido mouth about killing the guy now hes in jail 25yrs-life.

Tyson put your hair down your look like a fucking guido.

That fucking guido tried to scare me with his italian/brooklyn accent but it didnt faze me

by big tim February 3, 2005

Georgia Guide Stones

A creepy pile of rocks.

Yo that creepy girl must have spawned from the Georgia Guide Stones.

by Swisp September 22, 2009

Guidance Counselor

A person employed in the field of Education who drinks a shit load of coffee and pisses off the teachers in his/her school by sitting at his/her desk all day surfing the net, drinking coffee and talking on the phone while they have to deal with 30+ unruly brats all day. Often times this person is a former teacher who had zero classroom control and realized that they could get the best of both worlds (summers off, out the door by 3pm and not have to deal with kids) by going to Graduate School and becoming a Guidance Counselor.

After walking by a classroom of 30 unruly 2nd graders, the Guidance Counselor walked into his office, closed the door, poured himself a cup of coffee, called his girlfriend, logged onto the internet, turned the radio on, leaned back in his chair and said, "this is the life!".

by Mort_da_man July 14, 2003

guidet

A female who often follows a guido, tries to hang out with, wants to have sex with one, or worships guidos. The type of girl who none likes and she trys to act like she if from the tri-state area.

Dude did you see him trying to hook up with that guidet on spring break?

by J-Sprad December 29, 2008

Guidophile

noun: a woman with a sexual fetish for Italian men.

woman 1: 'Did you hook up in Venice or what?'

woman 2: (licks lips) 'You know I can't resist Hot, Italian, Sausage.'

woman 1: 'Shut up ho!' (giggle) 'You are such a fucking Guidophile!'

by The_Beard_of_Odin April 20, 2009

Guido

Jersey Shore...

'Nuff said.

Guidos are what Snooki wants.

by Games223453423 January 29, 2010