grannie trannie

The come back to Your mum gay or your dad lesbian

Him: Your mum gay
Me: Well your dad lesbian
Him: well your sister a mister
You: Your grannie trannie
Him: *kills himself*

by JillyBigWilly May 25, 2018

Potato Granny

A Milf so sexy she is hot as a hot potato

That potato granny that works is in accounts is as sexy as a hot potato

by Carlos de la Cerda December 9, 2021

granny clot

Old blood clot that hasn't been treated for years

That old lady has a granny clot

by Nipple sniffer June 23, 2017

granny hooking

To shag a prostitute over the age of 50

Tom went granny hooking, the filthy fucker!

by Fit bitch September 4, 2017

granny loan

If your study was largely financed by the tremendous support of your family and especially grandmother, rather than financial institutions.

Other people have got student loands, I have got granny loans. She's the best.

by tootrue March 20, 2015

granny hannie

Someone who is very sweet and caring, like a friendly grandma who gives everybody chocolate biscuits!

by lolo February 18, 2003

granny tea

A cup of tea made with milk and sugar, particularly appreciated by people who drink their tea mostly black. Great when camping in the cold.

"Granny tea or Black?" "Granny."

by Winslow Tide June 2, 2011